![]() 06/16/2017 at 17:15 • Filed to: Planelopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
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“We’re putting that where?”
“In the sky, you idiot. What do you think this is, innuendo?”
![]() 06/16/2017 at 17:25 |
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“Don’t worry, it looks bigger than it feels.”
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We had to use the big forceps to get this out of his ass.
![]() 06/16/2017 at 17:27 |
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“Now Tyrone, we start the wingover maneuver by bringing the aircraft into a vertical climb.”
“My name is Robert.”
“Please D’Brickashaw, no questions until the end.”
![]() 06/16/2017 at 17:30 |
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“Because I was inverted.”
![]() 06/16/2017 at 17:35 |
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Today’s lesson: how to flip a ’bird.
06/16/2017 at 17:37 |
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“Now, what do you do when one of them is flying straight at you?”
“You eject and start doing the backstroke.”
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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE ONE WEIRD TRICK ALL WOMEN LOVE
![]() 06/16/2017 at 18:10 |
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“Dont mind me, just flipping the bird”
“Riding to the DANGER ZONE”
“Aces high”
![]() 06/16/2017 at 18:17 |
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“See, the good stuff comes out the tip, but all the noise comes from the rear.”
![]() 06/16/2017 at 18:21 |
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“Escalade aint squat....... i drive one of THESE. no weak spinners here, i got TURBINES, custom paint, and a sound system that will drown out all others”............
![]() 06/17/2017 at 00:46 |
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Damn you. I wanted to make that reference.
![]() 06/17/2017 at 00:48 |
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I don’t care if someone beat me to it.
![]() 06/17/2017 at 00:55 |
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Sorry. Gotta be quick.